Monthly Archives: August 2009

Destructive Distant Decision Making

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Most students of the Vietnam War agree that one major reason for America’s poor showing and seeming ineptness at times was the way President Lyndon Johnson micromanaged the war from Washington. Papers, archives, and diaries are replete with request for air strikes being countermanded from the White House even as platoons of men were under intense fire. LBJ insisted on making every call of consequence. He not only told his generals which objectives he wanted attacked, he insisted they use tactics he dictated. Anyone who is even a casual observer of history realizes that this is a terribly inefficient way to fight a war. Many lives were lost needlessly because the person making the decision had no stake in implementing that decision.

Now, I want you to get a long, slender wooden rod . . . at least twelve feet long . . . and I want you to reach across your living room with this rod and turn on the overhead light switch. It is nearly impossible, isn’t it? The tip of the rod is bouncing around everywhere and just when you think you’ve got the rod on target, the tip slips off the light switch and you are foiled again. Now, break the rod in half and cut the light on. It’s a lot easier. Now put the rod down and cut the light on with your bare hand. Simplicity itself.

I give these two illustrations to show what I believe THE fundamental problem in American education is today. This is a worse problem than lack of funds or low parental involvement. The worst problem facing American education and educators today is the decisions dictating what goes on in the classroom are coming from entirely too far away leaving the classroom teacher powerless. Every facet of the school day is now decided by someone other than the teacher who actually has to deliver instruction.

Teachers no longer have control over their curriculum, their pacing, their assessment . . . nothing. The result is burned out and frustrated teachers who are leaving the profession. The children ultimately suffer. Take this typical scenario. A teacher, who knows her class very well, is graded down on an evaluation because she doesn’t use the prescribed methods ordered. Who ordered this method to be used? The assistant principal who hasn’t been in the classroom in three, five, maybe ten years. He got his orders from the building principal who most likely hasn’t stood in front of a class of children and offered instruction in at least ten years. The principal in her turn gets directives from someone at the district office, a curriculum person or a deputy superintendent and that person is laughably far removed from the classroom. So it goes on up the ladder to the state, then federal levels. People farther and farther away from the classroom realities ordering a teacher to teach thus and so in such and such a way.

The vast majority of teachers I know are highly intelligent people with a genuine love for children. They stay in the classroom because they want to teach children. Why do teachers move up the ladder to administration? Administrators from assistant principals on up to the US Secretary of Education, regardless of what they want to believe, have NO DIRECT INFLUENCE on a child sitting in a desk. The best thing assistant principals and principals could do to help education in their buildings is to get out of the professional teacher’s way and let him or her teach. By going up the ladder, you are saying you no longer want to be a part of direct instruction so why are you trying to tell someone who DOES want to instruct kids how to do her job? Stay in your offices and work on getting funding to give teachers tools they need and removing unruly students who are disturbing the learning of others.

As for those who inhabit the “instructional” departments at the district office, it is my firm belief that nearly all the personnel above a building principal can and should be removed. They contribute precious little to what goes on in the classroom and their salaries soak up vital funds needed for instructional materials and other necessities at the classroom level.

Give teachers the standards to use as guidelines. Give them the goal to attain and then GET OUT OF THE WAY. No less a figure than Gen. George S. Patton had a great idea for everyone who is dictating and micromanaging teachers. He said, “Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” Unfortunately, our teachers’ days are filled with a cacophony of voices ordering them around and micromanaging the classrooms in an effort to justify their positions and ludicrous salaries.

The end result of this kind of destructive distant decision making is overall lower performance from students and teachers. If teachers really are the professionals I believe them to be, get out of their way and let them teach. They just might surprise you with their ingenuity.

She Works Hard for the Money!

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I just got off the phone with Mike and Joy. They are two of my former and most favorite students from my days of teaching high school English. I had them for all of their four years, I was directly responsible for them starting to date, AND, as an ordained minister, I performed their wedding at their request. When I try hard to remember the good times and not be so hurt and sad about being ousted from education, I always think about Mike and Joy.

Anyway, their only child, little Lisa, started kindergarten today. Mike made Joy take her to school while he stayed in his shop and cried like a baby . . . just like he did on his wedding day ten years ago. He’s such a big softie and I love him and Joy and Mama T and little Lisa like they were my own family. So it was Lisa’s very first day of school ever and Mike told me he and Joy had already gotten a call from Lisa’s teacher at 3:00 this afternoon. While Mike is telling me the story of what Lisa had done, I can hear Joy in the background almost choking she’s laughing so hard trying to tell the same story to HER mama (Mama K) while Mike was talking to me.

Now, Mike runs his own unairconditioned (that fact is quite vital later) “hot rod” and auto body shop. Joy is usually a stay at home mama, but her daddy runs a scrap yard and Joy and her older sister work with him regularly. When they do, they take cars and everything else that comes in and break them down into parts and strip the paint off anything painted. Stuff like that. Well, Lisa goes with Joy and sits with Mama K while Joy works.

First day of school for little Lisa . . . remember? Okay, what is the one question every kindergarten teacher asks every child on the first day of school? That’s right: What do your mama and daddy do for a living? Well, when it comes little Lisa’s turn she answers, quite loudly because she’s not a bit shy, “My daddy sweats over hot bodies all day and my mama is a stripper at my grandpa’s place!”

They’ve got a meeting with the teacher tomorrow to “explain” everything 🙂

Nothing like children to put a proper spin on things!

Love y’all, and remember to be careful with your job titles around the wee ones!

Don’t forget to wash your feet, y’all 🙂

Why Wikipedia Kicks Other Sources’ Butts

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Wikipedia is the bane of the existence of many a stalwart librarian and many and more a stalwart educator. It is maligned and banned and blocked and forbidden in as many ways as possible.

Unfortunately, this whole mindset against the might of Wikipedia is utterly and completely doomed to failure and all you out there in the blogosphere who don’t like it may as well get used to it. The reason is utterly simple and has been inscribed for everyone to read since 1979 when the eminent scholar Douglas Adams penned these words in the novelization of his wildly successful radio play “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”

Here, for your edification, the reason why Wikipedia kicks every other source’s butt. Please feel free to insert “Wikipedia” and “your favorite wildly expensive database no one uses” in the appropriate places:

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch Hiker’s Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words Don’t Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

And who, besides all us sci-fi nerds, would have ever thought ol’ Dougie boy was such a profound philosopher?

Wash your feet while you think this one over, y’all 🙂