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seen a white rabbit? Neo? Morpheus? Courtney Love? Anybody?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/d37a2-ufoufossightingsightingsaustrianeuhofeninnkreismarch2012buriedfarmmetalmetallicobjectmysteriousgeologistsholesinkholeanciententrancebasealienaliensufo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d37a2-ufoufossightingsightingsaustrianeuhofeninnkreismarch2012buriedfarmmetalmetallicobjectmysteriousgeologistsholesinkholeanciententrancebasealienaliensufo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-12T21:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/10/08/great-war-wednesday-some-men-cast-a-long-shadow/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-08T02:24:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/28/so-long-mr-jeter-and-thank-you/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-30T13:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/22/adventures-in-lawn-care/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-23T20:20:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/18/abuse-and-the-afterlife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/patrick-stewart-domestic-violence-e1411055122567.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patrick Stewart - Domestic Violence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bookscancenter_210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bookscancenter_210</image:title><image:caption>NFL players charged with domestic violence along with the man who enables them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-07T16:47:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/17/great-war-wednesday-artillery/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-17T15:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/11/theterroristshavewon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/96c9e-images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>96c9e-images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-11T12:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/10/great-war-wednesday-shellshock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/8b453-schalestossopfer-shellshock-firstworldwar-deutschlandunddieostmark-petercrawford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8b453-schalestossopfer-shellshock-firstworldwar-deutschlandunddieostmark-petercrawford</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-11T08:30:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/06/of-blind-hogs-and-acorns/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-08T13:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/05/if-you-want-to-help-heres-how/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-03T19:14:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/03/great-war-wednesday-in-mordor-where-shadows-lie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tolkiennasmith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tolkiennasmith</image:title><image:caption>"Crossing the Dead Marshes" by Ted Naismith</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-two-towers-350.png</image:loc><image:title>the-lord-of-the-rings-the-two-towers-350</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tolkien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tolkien</image:title><image:caption>2nd Lt JRR Tolkien, 1916</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/swampwounded.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swampwounded</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/pass_battlefield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pass_battlefield</image:title><image:caption>The Battlefield at Passchendale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/oakthrone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OakThrone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/paris_gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paris_Gun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/left-hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>left hand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/german-big-bertha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>german big bertha</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hooge2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hooge2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-02T23:47:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/09/02/metamorphosis-of-matronly-mean-girls/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-01T22:08:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/08/25/teotwawki/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-06T17:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/08/23/myadvicetothecollegebound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/college-or-bust.jpg</image:loc><image:title>college or bust</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-24T03:27:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/08/27/great-war-wednesday-selling-tickets-to-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/football_battalion_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Football_Battalion_Poster</image:title><image:caption>Recruiting poster for the 1st Footballers' Battalion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/kitchner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitchner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/white-feather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white feather</image:title><image:caption>A man confronted by harpies of the White Feather Society.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-23T18:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/08/20/great-war-wednesday-vive-la-france/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wounded-e1408499078995.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wounded</image:title><image:caption>The face of a cowardly Frenchman?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/war_of_the_second_coalition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>war_of_the_second_coalition</image:title><image:caption>I'm not going to call him a Frog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/verdun-cemetery-e1408499249847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>verdun cemetery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-20T01:53:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/08/14/an-anniversary-that-wont-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/emptyclassroom-e1407943249617.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EmptyClassroom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-13T16:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/08/13/great-war-wednesday-belgium-shows-her-backbone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mc3a9daille_de_lic3a8ge_avers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Médaille_de_Liège_avers</image:title><image:caption>The Liege Medal awarded to the 1914 defenders of Liege's forts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T23:30:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/08/01/go-see-guardians-of-the-galaxy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gotg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GotG</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-02T03:53:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/07/29/some-damned-foolish-thing-in-the-balkans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/maxim_gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maxim_gun</image:title><image:caption>"Whatever happens we have got / the Maxim gun and they have not" 
But, alas, they did.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/gavrilo_princip_young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gavrilo_Princip_young</image:title><image:caption>Gavrilo Princip, the man who lit the fuse.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/trenches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trenches</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-31T00:29:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/07/22/life-according-to-statistical-probability/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/flippingcoin-e1406070094777.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flippingCoin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-31T13:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/07/04/my-july-4th-memory-the-rick-camp-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rick-camp.png</image:loc><image:title>Rick Camp</image:title><image:caption>My Rick Camp 1978 Topps baseball card.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-05T03:59:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/06/25/im-not-sick-but-im-not-healthy-either/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/frustrated-doc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frustrated-Doc</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Lopez after my visits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/eat-right.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eat Right</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/skeleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T01:06:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/06/06/papas-day-plus-70-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/papa-wham-e1402058525847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Papa wham</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-08T01:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/04/29/the-last-first-episode-is-coming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/star-wars-episode-7-vii-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star-Wars-Episode-7-VII-Logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/star-wars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star wars</image:title><image:caption>The cast . . .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jarjar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jarjar</image:title><image:caption>Whatsa pissa poopsa!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-30T03:17:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/04/21/a-tale-of-two-walkways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/messed-up-walkway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>messed up walkway</image:title><image:caption>What we got.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/walkway-stonedownload-wallpaper-stone-walkways-800x1172-seattle-landscape-qqsvsx4q.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walkway-stonedownload-wallpaper-stone-walkways-800x1172-seattle-landscape-qqsvsx4q</image:title><image:caption>What we were aiming for.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/staplers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>staplers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1000px-cthulhu_rising_by_somniturne1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1000px-cthulhu_rising_by_somniturne1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T00:07:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/04/18/on-this-rock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/la-jument-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la-jument-3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-19T14:57:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/03/25/one-year-down-and-life-to-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20130825_111222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130825_111222</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T14:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/03/15/tommy-john-is-not-a-doctor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tommy-john-topps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tommy-John-Topps</image:title><image:caption>The Guinea Pig
Tommy John in 1975, 
his rehab year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/frank_jobe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frank_Jobe</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Frank Jobe 
1925-2014
The Surgeon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-15T15:26:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/03/02/freefallin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/im-falling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im-falling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T06:38:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/02/25/cauliflowers-to-canteloupes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/240px-jrobinson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>240px-Jrobinson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/michael-sam-jason-collins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael-Sam-Jason-Collins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-02T19:16:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/09/10/life-is-a-circle-but-not-like-disney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/broken-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken heart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kelloggwoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kelloggwoman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-12T01:04:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/01/17/howdy-im-a-parasite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chd_tick_engorged-e1389973760684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chd_tick_engorged</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/freshly-pressed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freshly pressed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-23T00:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/02/11/missionary-position/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-22T00:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/02/05/2013-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-07T00:02:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/01/30/those-who-can-do-those-who-care-teach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/atlanta-school-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atlanta school snow</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T03:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2014/01/10/first-you-say-it-then-you-do-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wheel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wheel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wheels-falling-off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wheels-falling-off</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-11T04:14:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/12/21/whats-going-on-with-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-24T01:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/11/28/giving-thanks-in-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-event.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-event</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-28T16:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/11/22/why-i-believe-the-warren-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/comission_report_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comission_report_cover</image:title><image:caption>I concur, but I wish I didn't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T19:46:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/11/10/this-is-not-a-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/enders_game_ver12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enders_game_ver12</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T03:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/11/04/mayday-mayday-were-going-down-in-flames/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hindenburg-wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hindenburg-wide</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T22:07:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/10/24/taking-the-plunge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/national-novel-writing-month.jpg</image:loc><image:title>National Novel Writing Month</image:title><image:caption>Oh god what have I gotten myself into now?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T18:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/10/11/the-nobel-putz-prize/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nobelalfredbio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nobelalfredbio</image:title><image:caption>You gave my award to whom?! I want my money back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/malala-yousafzai-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Malala Yousafzai</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, girl, you got ripped off, but keep on smilin'.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gore</image:title><image:caption>Is it just me or does Al Gore look like a dead ringer for Jimmy Hoffa?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T13:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/09/28/the-pen-beats-the-sword-everytime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blogging-is-mightier-and-more-viral-than-pen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogging-is-mightier-and-more-viral-than-pen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T03:02:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/09/19/somebody-just-got-rich-but-it-aint-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/powerball-ticket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>powerball-ticket</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-19T19:09:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/09/02/world-of-nursery-craft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/baby.png</image:loc><image:title>baby</image:title><image:caption>According to the twins.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crying-baby-cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crying-baby-cartoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/man-holding-crying-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man-Holding-Crying-B</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/happy-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Baby</image:title><image:caption>Just in time for Mom and Dad to pick up and take home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-03T01:48:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/08/24/five-months-on/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-27T02:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/08/18/why-im-not-an-engineer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/whiteboard1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whiteboard1</image:title><image:caption>When it came to my engineering career, the handwriting was literally on the wall.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T02:47:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/07/12/some-lessons-are-painful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wasp-macro-photography.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wasp-Macro-Photography</image:title><image:caption>"Anybody ELSE wanna limp?"
Eddie Murphy 48 Hours</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-12T03:12:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/07/03/the-losing-of-the-lost-cause/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/with-flags-flying-by-mort-kunstler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>With Flags Flying by Mort Kunstler</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-15T18:45:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/06/30/behind-every-great-fortune/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/logo2x.png</image:loc><image:title>logo@2x</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-30T13:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/06/25/world-war-z/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/world_war_z_book_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>World_War_Z_book_cover</image:title><image:caption>Very good book that is NOT transferred to the big screen totally.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/z-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Z movie</image:title><image:caption>Also very good, but in another way entirely.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-27T06:31:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/06/10/modern-day-mos-eisley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/off-to-senior-week.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Off to Senior Week</image:title><image:caption>The crew I used to run with in high school. This is us the morning we left for Senior Week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-26T01:35:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/06/16/daddys-not-the-cadillac-kind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/logoconfederaterailroad_lge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LogoConfederateRailroad_lge</image:title><image:caption>These boys sang my life story.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/90-iroc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>90 IROC</image:title><image:caption>What I went to get!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/s10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S10</image:title><image:caption>And what I got.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-01-17T02:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/06/17/broken-noses-and-broken-hearts-at-beach-week-89/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/walk-away.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walk-away</image:title><image:caption>I think that went well; don't you think that went well?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bad_hotel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad_hotel</image:title><image:caption>Typical boys hotel room at the beach.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/weather_heavy-rain_detail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>NOT what you want to see at the beach.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/girl-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girl Room</image:title><image:caption>Typical girls hotel room at the beach.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-26T01:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/06/22/tldr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/david.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, him. Pretty close likeness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ringfighter10s1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ringFighter10S</image:title><image:caption>In case you didn't know what a balisong is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/clenched-fist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clenched-fist</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/boromirstark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BoromirStark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ringfighter10s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ringFighter10S</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-26T01:31:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/05/18/into-darkness-movie-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/spock-lava.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spock-lava</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/take-my-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>take my money</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-19T03:05:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/05/10/speak-softly-and-carry-a-frying-pan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fp-lawnmower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FP Lawnmower</image:title><image:caption>This is what I cut grass with .  .  .  no lie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/frying-pan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frying pan</image:title><image:caption>In the right hands, deadly weapon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T17:07:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/04/19/of-blowdried-bumblebees/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bee-in-pollen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bee in Pollen</image:title><image:caption>DUDE! That was some party. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bumblebee_on_a_flower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bumblebee_on_a_flower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/marykaybee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MaryKayBee</image:title><image:caption>An actual Mary Kay award bee from her museum.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-20T02:23:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/04/15/three-weeks-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/image-open-grave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image = Open Grave</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T18:39:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/03/31/easter-means-even-more-this-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/12097112-jesus-resurrection.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12097112-jesus-resurrection</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-01T19:52:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/03/27/goodbye-mama-i-love-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mama-and-papa-on-12-27-68.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mama and papa on 12-27-68</image:title><image:caption>Reunited Monday, 3-25-13.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-28T13:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/03/14/we-are-not-that-broke-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cheap-tp-e1363230646670.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheap tp</image:title><image:caption>Friends don't let friends wipe with dollar store toilet paper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charmin-tp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charmin tp</image:title><image:caption>Wonderful but frivolous luxury.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/andrex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrex</image:title><image:caption>The Holy Grail of TP! It has THREE PLYS and Shea Butter!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/scott-tissue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scott tissue</image:title><image:caption>The bare-a$$ed minimum acceptable TP. (see what I did there?)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T16:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/03/09/ma-and-pa-finch-our-first-sign-of-spring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dana-picdump-2-088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dana PicDump 2 088</image:title><image:caption>This year's Ma again. She seems to be checking out the view.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dana-picdump-2-086.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dana PicDump 2 086</image:title><image:caption>This is Pa from last year. He's a little blurry because I never could catch him perfectly still.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dana-picdump-2-081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dana PicDump 2 081</image:title><image:caption>Looks like this year's tenants have arrived.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dana-picdump-2-077.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dana PicDump 2 077</image:title><image:caption>Ma Finch looking over a likely nesting spot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-09T22:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/02/25/immigration_hypocrisy/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-25T05:14:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/02/15/hey-mayans-are-you-sure-you-didnt-mean-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tunguska-trees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tunguska trees</image:title><image:caption>Trees near the Tunguska Event epicenter 20 years after the blast occurred.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/apophis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apophis</image:title><image:caption>Apophis the night it was discovered in 2004. The asteroid is indicated by a faint circle drawn around it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/armageddon-crew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Armageddon Crew</image:title><image:caption>Guys? Y'all got this, right? Bruce? Guys?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-16T04:21:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/02/13/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-leave-the-bunker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/coelestin_v.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coelestin_V</image:title><image:caption>Celestine V who famously whined, "But I don't wanna be Pope!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/benedykt_xvi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Benedykt_XVI</image:title><image:caption>Pope Benedict XVI is set to retire 28 February 2013.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gregory_xii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gregory_XII</image:title><image:caption>Gregory XII resigned to help save the Church.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-14T04:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/02/02/the-perils-and-pitfalls-of-prescription-pas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hallway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hallway</image:title><image:caption>If you are here and don't know if you are awake or asleep, it's not ending well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/venlafaxine-hcl-er-capsules_structure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Venlafaxine HCl ER Capsules_Structure</image:title><image:caption>Oh look! It's a map of the Eleventh Circle of Hell!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/effexor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Effexor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-03T04:37:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/01/17/truthersproveeinsteincorrect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/challenge_accepted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>challenge_accepted</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tinfoil-hat.gif</image:loc><image:title>tinfoil hat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T02:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/01/11/as-the-book-is-banned-a-cautionary-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/neonomiconbanned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NeonomiconBanned</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/librarian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Librarian</image:title><image:caption>This is Ms. Beverly James. She ordered a book banned after her materials review committee upheld it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/umbridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Umbridge</image:title><image:caption>Is it just me or is the resemblance amazingly uncanny?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-12T15:43:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/writings/my-favorite-expressions-and-idioms/</loc><lastmod>2019-04-28T17:25:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2013/01/03/happy-birthday-beren/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/grave_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grave_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jrr-tolkien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jrr-tolkien</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T01:55:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/12/30/2012-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-30T20:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/12/27/happy-birthday-60-mama/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-28T09:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/12/25/and-so-this-is-christmas-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/a_christmas_carol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A_Christmas_Carol</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-25T05:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/12/20/its-already-tomorrow-in-australia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mayan-priest.gif</image:loc><image:title>mayan priest</image:title><image:caption>Geez, people, you took our lands, you took our gold, you took our way of life . . . can't you take a freaking joke? Just turn to the next calendar page!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/earth-from-space-western.jpg</image:loc><image:title>earth-from-space-western</image:title><image:caption>It seems reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-21T02:09:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/12/14/let-us-join-with-rachel-as-she-weeps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ct-school-massacre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CT school massacre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rachel-weeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rachel weeping</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-15T01:50:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/12/08/forget-the-mayans-real-evidence-of-the-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/eddies-rv1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Eddie's RV</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/eddies-rv-e1355024374385.gif</image:loc><image:title>Eddie's RV</image:title><image:caption>Proof positive we are a country of lunatics.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-09T14:31:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/12/02/why-i-still-believe-reason-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/granny-at-mf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>granny at MF</image:title><image:caption>Granny Wham on her last Christmas with us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T04:38:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/11/22/thanksgiving-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cornucopia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cornucopia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T23:35:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/11/21/popping-purple-vein-wednesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tight-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tight pants</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/feisty29of.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feisty29of</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/duanes-dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duane's dad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/crowded-grocery-store-300x225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowded-grocery-store-300x225</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T18:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/11/19/why-i-still-believe-reason-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/xray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xray</image:title><image:caption>You have to draw your own conclusions, but let me know when you do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T03:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/11/17/an-emotional-sucker-punch-put-me-on-the-canvas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/knocked-out-cold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joachim Alcine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-17T19:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/11/07/thoughts-on-election-2012-results-a-history-lesson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/election-vs-slavery-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election vs Slavery Map</image:title><image:caption>Does this map speak volumes to anyone but me? Facts are annoying little things, aren't they?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T04:38:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/10/31/monster-mashed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason</image:title><image:caption>Time to go, folks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/liuflyingkick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liuflyingkick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/haunted-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunted-house</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-31T04:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/10/27/the-little-cats-are-in-the-barn/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-28T02:51:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/10/23/ten-years-or-another-lifetime-most-nights-i-dont-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dismissal-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dismissal Letter</image:title><image:caption>Read 'em and weep. I know I did.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-28T03:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/10/21/eyeball-to-eyeball-fifty-years-after-the-world-saving-blink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/f86.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f86</image:title><image:caption>This is Maj. Anderson's memorial plane in Cleveland Park, Greenville, SC.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cuban-missile-photo-m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cuban-missile-photo-m</image:title><image:caption>One of the photographs that started the crisis.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-21T15:05:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/10/17/potter-penner-is-pretentious-prig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/djafrica.gif</image:loc><image:title>djafrica</image:title><image:caption>Okay, so it's small, but still, the woman could buy a COUNTRY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/441-j-k-rowling-author-of-the-harry-potter-series.jpg</image:loc><image:title>441-j-k-rowling-author-of-the-harry-potter-series</image:title><image:caption>J.K. Rowling and the Snarky Half-Smile&#13;
"Why yes, I am filthy rich, yes you can adore me."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/harry-potter-montage1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harry-potter-montage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/harry-potter-montage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harry-potter-montage</image:title><image:caption>Not a bad body of work. It's not The Lord of the Rings, but then, what is?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-01T12:56:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/10/16/kid-just-stay-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cool-hand-luke-boxing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cool-hand-luke-boxing</image:title><image:caption>Looked a lot like this . . . a WHOLE lot like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/boys-fighting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boys fighting</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/river-bank-at-river-bend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>River bank at River Bend</image:title><image:caption>Close, but a few more big rocks and a little smaller stream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/knights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knights</image:title><image:caption>They look nothing like the characters in this memory.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-17T00:08:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/10/06/theyre-k5-dude-chill-out/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-07T03:06:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/09/22/for-such-a-time-as-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gonna-be-okay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gonna be okay</image:title><image:caption>I guess this is how we looked to everyone else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the_story_of_ferdinand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Story_of_Ferdinand</image:title><image:caption>My little buddy's biography!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/me-and-true.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and True</image:title><image:caption>Hang tuff, little bro, hang tuff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gonna-be-okay2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gonna be okay2</image:title><image:caption>But this is pretty much how it felt.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T12:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/09/16/another-of-the-good-ones-dies-young/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/april.jpg</image:loc><image:title>April</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T15:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/09/15/onward-and-upward-the-joy-of-herding-cats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/upward-soccer-logo-300x201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>upward-soccer-logo-300x201</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/herdingcats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>herdingcats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cat20herding.png</image:loc><image:title>cat%20herding</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T15:57:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/09/11/its-11-years-since-the-wtc-attacks-do-you-know-where-your-constitutional-rights-are/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bill-of-rights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bill-of-rights</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/v_for_vendettax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>V_for_vendettax</image:title><image:caption>Comic book or prophecy?&#13;
You decide.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/japanesechildren.gif</image:loc><image:title>japanesechildren</image:title><image:caption>America has NEVER violated the rights of its lawful citizens in a time of war.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/swat-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swat-team</image:title><image:caption>When (and why) did our police start looking like our military?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T02:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/09/01/so-much-for-that-idea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/180px-casca1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>180px-Casca1</image:title><image:caption>Well, crap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/longinus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>longinus</image:title><image:caption>He's the guy with the spear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/chivas-regal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chivas-regal</image:title><image:caption>and Tool 2 for writing the great American novel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/underwood-typewriter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>underwood-typewriter</image:title><image:caption>One very important tool for writing the great American novel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barry-sadler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barry sadler</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-01T13:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/08/24/friday-night-lights-shine-on-the-friday-night-blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/friday-lights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friday-lights</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T22:45:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/08/15/child-what-have-you-done-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/drew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drew</image:title><image:caption>What's a kid gotta do to score some blow in this town?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/miley-cyrus-short-hair_401x401.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miley-cyrus-short-hair_401x401</image:title><image:caption>Hannah Montana no more.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T14:40:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/08/09/on-the-origins-of-a-vile-institution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/funny-pictures-cat-sleeps-boring-meeting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-pictures-cat-sleeps-boring-meeting</image:title><image:caption>I once swore I'd never use a lolcatz in my blog, but sometimes you just take what they give you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/boring-meeting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boring meeting</image:title><image:caption>Typical BOY meeting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pre-prod-img.png</image:loc><image:title>pre-prod-img</image:title><image:caption>Never a good sign of productivity ahead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-09T17:19:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/08/06/whoever-fights-monsters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/45hiroshima-a-bomb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>45hiroshima a-bomb</image:title><image:caption>Hiroshima's "Mushroom Cloud" as seen from the Enola Gay, 6 August 1945.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T19:26:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/07/28/thoughts-on-the-london-olympics-opening-ceremony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hot-brazillian-soccer-fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot-brazillian-soccer-fan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-queen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Queen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sir-paul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sir Paul</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pyrotechnics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pyrotechnics</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/olympic-cauldron-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympic cauldron 2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mordor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mordor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/london-olympic-opening.jpg</image:loc><image:title>London-Olympic-Opening</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T22:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/07/23/julius-caesar-act-iii-scene-ii/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-24T18:37:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/07/12/they-say-it-never-rains-in-upstate-south-carolina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/man-in-rain-630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-in-rain-630</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-12T20:52:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/06/29/asterisks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/big-mac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big mac</image:title><image:caption>Villain or hero? Where would baseball be without his '98 season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tycobbplaque.gif</image:loc><image:title>tycobbplaque</image:title><image:caption>Keep him in but not let in "juicers"? Where's the justice in that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ty_cobb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ty_Cobb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cooperstown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooperstown</image:title><image:caption>Keep them out or let them in?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/palermieo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palermieo</image:title><image:caption>Rafael Palermio, great numbers but not so good at telling the truth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dale-murphy-80-topps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dale-murphy-80-topps</image:title><image:caption>My all-time favorite player! Squeaky clean, awesome player, plenty of homers, great guy . . . no Hall of Fame. That's a crying shame.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/barrylamar_bonds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BarryLamar_Bonds</image:title><image:caption>Not my favorite person, but he could seriously damage a baseball and that's not just due to steroids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roger_clemens_2004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roger_clemens_2004</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-30T03:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/humor/100-one-liners/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-29T04:21:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/quotable-wisdom/the-wisdom-of-peanuts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/schroder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schroder</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sally.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sally</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peppermint-patty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peppermint Patty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/marcie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lucy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/linus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Linus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/charlie-brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Brown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/snoopy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snoopy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-29T03:37:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/06/27/what-if-theyre-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/egyptian-warplanes-destroyed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egyptian-warplanes-destroyed</image:title><image:caption>This is how Israel responds to being backed into a corner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mohamed_morsi_cropped.png</image:loc><image:title>Mohamed_Morsi</image:title><image:caption>Egypt's new President, Mohamed Morsi. How will his election affect the Middle East and beyond?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T03:40:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/06/22/stalking-in-stereo-sound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dumped-adele.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dumped Adele</image:title><image:caption>Gentlemen, we have found him, now we just have to bring him in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fatal-attraction-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fatal attraction bunny</image:title><image:caption>Dude, if she dedicated "Someone Like You" to you last night on Delilah's show, you MIGHT want to leave the lid on that pot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/restraining-order-new-yorker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Restraining Order New Yorker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-28T17:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/06/08/love-isnt-just-hugs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mason-ring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mason ring</image:title><image:caption>2 B 1, Ask 1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-09T02:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/05/23/wasnt-always-like-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blackdog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackdog</image:title><image:caption>Oh, don't worry . . . . I'm not going anywhere, LOL.&#13;
I'll be around for a long, long time yet!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T17:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/05/05/avengers-assemble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/avengers-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Avengers Logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-06T02:25:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/05/04/chloe-is-much-improved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chloe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chloe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-04T15:49:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/04/30/i-85-take-me-home-to-the-place-i-belong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/desert20cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Desert$20cartoon</image:title><image:caption>We started to feel this way after midnight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chevrolet-beretta-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevrolet-beretta-5</image:title><image:caption>Our chariot for the evening's events. Robby's looked almost exactly like this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/south-carolina-road-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>south-carolina-road-map</image:title><image:caption>Click to enlarge!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hs-baseball-game.gif</image:loc><image:title>HS Baseball Game</image:title><image:caption>It all started with a simple high school baseball game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-07T19:03:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/04/07/easter-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-resurrection-of-christ.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Resurrection of Christ</image:title><image:caption>He said to them, "I am the Resurrection and the Life and whoever believes on Me, even if he dies, he shall live."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T16:14:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/04/15/100-years-since-a-night-to-remember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic-maiden-voyage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanic-maiden-voyage</image:title><image:caption>The last known picture of the "unsinkable" RMS Titanic as she left harbour for her rendezvous with fate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic_iceberg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanic_iceberg</image:title><image:caption>Photo of the iceberg that sank Titanic taken by a crewman of RMS Carpathia as she collected survivors and bodies following the disaster.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic-wreck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanic wreck</image:title><image:caption>The bow of RMS Titanic as she sits at the bottom of the North Atlantic, slowly turning into powder like the dreams of those who perished aboard her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jack-dies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack Dies</image:title><image:caption>This highlighted frame capture shows the piece of flotsam CLEARLY has enough room for Rose AND Jack if only the selfish cow had possessed the common decency to SIT UP or SKOOCH OVER!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-22T20:46:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/03/27/war-of-the-mouses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/vomiting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vomiting</image:title><image:caption>Oh crap, honey! Did you inhale some of that stuff?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nes-donkeykong.gif</image:loc><image:title>NES-donkeykong</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, Boi! We fixin' ta kick it old school 8-bit style!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mice_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mice_1</image:title><image:caption>Mus Musculum aka Bane of My Existence.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T02:09:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/03/21/today-is-downs-syndrome-awareness-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/drew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drew</image:title><image:caption>If this precious expression can't put a smile on your face, you might not be breathing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/downs-bannner.gif</image:loc><image:title>Downs Bannner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-21T19:50:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/03/11/of-blind-squirrels-and-acorns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/thor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thor</image:title><image:caption>Just hit my finger . . . ouch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/my-step-project.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Step Project</image:title><image:caption>Every so often, I manage to get it right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T00:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/03/13/john-carter-is-a-fun-flick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john_carter_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John_carter_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-14T00:33:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/02/28/lets-get-the-facts-straight-shall-we/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nm_cher_090511_ssh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nm_cher_090511_ssh</image:title><image:caption>Left 2011, right 1992. Not exactly identical, but not bad for a 62-year-old.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/like_a_prayer__16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Like_A_Prayer__16</image:title><image:caption>Can you say "Went over like a fart in church?" Granny Wham caught me watching this video on MTV. That was a bad day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lady-gaga-vma-76528.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lady-gaga-vma-76528</image:title><image:caption>Maximum weirdness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lady_gaga_hollywood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady GagaÃÃ¸Î©ÃÃ¸Î©ÃÃ¸Î©s wax likeness figure is unvei</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gaultier-madonna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-madonna</image:title><image:caption>I sooooo miss the '80s. I was there and it was awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/madonna-kissing-britney-faf76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2003 MTV Video Music Awards - Show</image:title><image:caption>Still crazy after all these years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T01:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/02/22/i-hope-that-was-a-great-hamburger-mr-magoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/me-and-mama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and Mama</image:title><image:caption>Just ignore the fat kid with the stupid grinny smile, but see what I mean about Mama's hair? Why would you cover that up?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/big-mac2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-mac2</image:title><image:caption>Hope your food was cold you stupid bag of monkey boogers!! Where'd you learn to drive? Clown school?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/car-wreck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car wreck</image:title><image:caption>This car has similar crash damage to the Impala Mama was driving. If the car hadn't been so big . . . </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-22T04:16:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/02/06/another-one-who-left-us-too-soon-happy-birthday-bob-mon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bob-marley-72.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bob marley 72</image:title><image:caption>"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T21:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/01/31/bread-and-circuses-before-the-fall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alaric_sack_of_rome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alaric_sack_of_rome</image:title><image:caption>The burning public building in this painting of the sack of Rome look a lot like many of our public buildings. Coincidence or prophecy?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gladiator-colosseum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gladiator-colosseum</image:title><image:caption>The Tribe is Speaking!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T04:51:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/01/25/dear-lord-the-pain-the-horror-the-string/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dentist_chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dentist_chair</image:title><image:caption>A nice, plush, well-appointed torture chamber.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dental_instruments.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dental_Instruments</image:title><image:caption>Nothing on this chart looks very pleasant, does it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dr-ledford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DR. Ledford</image:title><image:caption>My favorite dentist ever, Dr. Leigh Ledford!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-26T16:43:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/01/24/my-completely-amateur-punditesque-thoughts-on-the-sc-primary-results/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/newt_gingrich_by_gage_skidmore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newt_Gingrich_by_Gage_Skidmore</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T00:47:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/01/22/brief-status-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/charliebrown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charliebrown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T18:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/01/08/westboro-baptist-church-stands-simpsonville-up-thankfully/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wbc-protesters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WBC Protesters</image:title><image:caption>Irony: a group that claims to hate gays carrying rainbow colored signs in their picketing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pfc-justin-whitmire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PFC Justin Whitmire</image:title><image:caption>PFC Justin Whitmire: son, brother, soldier, friend. Rest in peace, soldier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fred_phelps_on_his_pulpit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fred_Phelps_on_his_pulpit</image:title><image:caption>Fred Phelps, frontman for a hate group</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/westboro_shirley_phelps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Westboro_shirley_phelps</image:title><image:caption>Fred's daughter, Shirley. Apparently, homosexuality is a sin, but flabby arms and unshaved pits aren't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-08T23:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2012/01/02/2011-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T02:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/30/the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-wont-disappoint-larson-readers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo_movie_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo_movie_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T22:31:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/29/sherlock-holmes-2-is-exceedingly-well-done/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sherlock-holmes-2-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock-Holmes-2-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-29T23:21:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/25/the-christmas-day-budge-channeled-gypsy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gypsy-in-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gypsy in Costume</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/burlesque-movie-poster.png</image:loc><image:title>burlesque-movie-poster</image:title><image:caption>Ironically, this is one of Budge's favorite movies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/save_a_life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Save_A_life</image:title><image:caption>Even if you don't save a life, you may save a trip to the ER!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T04:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/21/for-want-of-a-code-a-ham-was-lost-almost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bv3-monty-pythons-spamalot1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bv3.Monty-Pythons-Spamalot1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/5890862.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5890862</image:title><image:caption>Abandon all hope ye who enter herein without a CODE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ham</image:title><image:caption>The object of the quest!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/left-coronary-angiogram-in-lao-caudal-view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Left-coronary-angiogram-in-LAO-caudal-view</image:title><image:caption>Dad's troubles lay in the LAD and the OM vessels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ham-slogan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ham slogan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T13:27:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/13/happy-birthday-uncle-larry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/aunt-and-uncle-at-zachs-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aunt and Uncle at Zach's wedding</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Larry and Aunt Cathy at Zach's Wedding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/25th-anniversary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25th anniversary</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Larry traded THIS . . . </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/young-cathy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young Cathy</image:title><image:caption>. . . for THIS. Right choice? Probably :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/uncle-larry-in-1978.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uncle Larry in 1978</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Larry circa 1978</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/uncle-larry-at-60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uncle Larry at 60</image:title><image:caption>Happy 60th Birthday, Uncle Larry! You wear it well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mako-shark-ii-1965.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mako-Shark-II-1965</image:title><image:caption>That IS a Mako Shark Corvette; That is NOT my Aunt Cathy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-14T15:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/09/my-only-worries-of-being-childless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/empty-cradle-by-corymarchand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empty Cradle by CoryMarchand</image:title><image:caption>"Empty Cradle" by CoryMarchand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-10T02:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/07/rest-in-peace-mr-dupree-and-thank-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/uss_arizona_memorial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>USS_Arizona_Memorial</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pearl-harbor-attack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pearl Harbor Attack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/arizona-and-bennington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arizona and Bennington</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-14T14:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/05/instructions-would-be-helpful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sleep-sack-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleep Sack Baby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-06T04:07:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/12/04/awkward-isnt-just-for-adolescents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/awkward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awkward</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T20:09:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/29/paolinis-worthless-inheritance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/christopher-paolini-author-of-inheritance-cycle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christopher-Paolini-Author-of-Inheritance-cycle</image:title><image:caption>"Why YES, yes I am quite smug little prat! Thank you for noticing!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/inheritancecyclecovers.png</image:loc><image:title>InheritanceCycleCovers</image:title><image:caption>"Copy one source and it's plagiarism; copy a bunch of sources and it's research . . . or The Inheritance Cycle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/paolini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paolini</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T07:44:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/26/rivalry-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/football_spinning.gif</image:loc><image:title>football_spinning</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-27T03:28:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/19/of-meyers-and-monkeys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/monkeys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkeys</image:title><image:caption>We're working on it, Ms. Meyer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/paper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/underworld-nailer-twilight-underworld-kate-beckinsale-demotivational-poster-1283835179.jpg</image:loc><image:title>underworld-nailer-twilight-underworld-kate-beckinsale-demotivational-poster-1283835179</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/demotivational-posters-hes-watching-twilight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demotivational-posters-hes-watching-twilight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/demotivational-poster-15571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demotivational-poster-15571</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/anti_twilight_demotivational_by_littlemisswistful.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anti_Twilight_Demotivational_by_littlemisswistful</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/motivational_poster___twilight_by_edgefan_talon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Motivational_Poster___Twilight_by_edgefan_talon</image:title><image:caption>In a roundabout way, we have J.K. Rowling to thank for this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-24T14:46:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/14/survivior-2012-washington-dc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/used-tea-bags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Used Tea Bag</image:title><image:caption>Didn't anyone tell those people what "tea bag" means before they picked the name for their movement?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/v-for-vendetta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>V-for-Vendetta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/survivor-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>survivor-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/burning-audi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burning audi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-14T18:28:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/11/thoughts-on-veterans-day-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/yellow-ribbon-md.png</image:loc><image:title>yellow-ribbon-md</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/yellow_ribbon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yellow_Ribbon.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/casket08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>casket08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dress-blue-stare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dress blue stare</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-12T02:25:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/09/allegedly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/zefferelli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zefferelli</image:title><image:caption>Juliet was 13; Romeo was 14 or 15 at most</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/witch_hunt_xlarge.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>witch_hunt_xlarge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-09T18:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/07/doctor-doctor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rman8694l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rman8694l</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rman12837l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rman12837l</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-08T02:06:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/11/02/octobers-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/paper-shredder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paper shredder</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye October</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T15:15:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/10/17/go-rest-high-on-that-mountain-papa-john/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-14T13:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/10/12/newtons-first-law/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/newtons_cradle_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newtons_cradle_1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-12T23:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/09/27/happy-birthday-cuz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/aunt-cathys-boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aunt Cathy's Boys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/zach-and-ash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zach and Ash</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/zach-and-duck-e1317167857383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zach and duck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T00:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/09/11/zeros/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/zero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zero</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-11T03:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/19/breakdown-in-communication/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/toilet-seat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet seat</image:title><image:caption>And the moral of this story is . . . </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/teacher-teaching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An angry teacher with a ruler in her hand</image:title><image:caption>Budge is MUCH prettier, but I have seen a similar look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bare-seat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bare seat</image:title><image:caption>You just have to wonder what's coming when this is the opening picture!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-19T03:26:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/15/an-open-letter-to-his-honor-_____/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/duel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/angry-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angry Letter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T01:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/17/baby-its-hot-outside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/civil-war-flags1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Civil War Flags</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/civil-war-flags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Civil War Flags</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/commoner-dress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sierra Exif JPEG</image:title><image:caption>Imagine wearing THIS in JULY, in ALABAMA . . . OUTSIDE . . . ALL DAY!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/yankee-woman-and-southern-belle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yankee Woman and Southern Belle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/reese_witherspoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reese Witherspoon</image:title><image:caption>THIS is a New Orleans girl.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-17T14:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/12/deuce-part-deux-laura-lou-got-married/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-shoals-of-ware-shoals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Shoals of Ware Shoals</image:title><image:caption>The shoals that give Ware Shoals its name.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-ya-yas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ya-Yas</image:title><image:caption>Some of the Ya-Ya's in the Caribbean.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lcct.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LCCT</image:title><image:caption>Some members of the LCCT. Laura is the cow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-and-the-starbuck-gang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and the Starbuck Gang</image:title><image:caption>The Gang from Starbucks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-and-mr-dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and Mr. Dick</image:title><image:caption>Laura and Mr. Dick, giver of the sacred buckeye.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-and-connie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and Connie</image:title><image:caption>Laura and her mama, Connie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-and-cameron1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and Cameron</image:title><image:caption>Cam's beard wasn't that grey when he and Deuce started dating. Just saying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bw-buckeye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BW Buckeye</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ware-shoals-laura.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ware Shoals Laura</image:title><image:caption>This is Simpsonville Laura dangerously close to morphing into Ware Shoals Laura.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T14:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/10/deuce-part-i-an-unlikely-alliance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-as-cyndi-lauper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laura as Cyndi Lauper</image:title><image:caption>Among her other multitudinous talents, Laura's a very accomplished actress.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-and-kamerron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and Kamerron</image:title><image:caption>Um, Laura's the big one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-and-dana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and Dana</image:title><image:caption>Two of my favorite people in the world: Budge and Laura, Ace and Deuce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-and-cameron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and Cameron</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T13:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/08/so-it-goes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/no_man__s_land_by_maux.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No_Man__s_Land_by_maux</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ss650sunset-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ss650sunset-01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-08T23:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/04/cowboys-and-aliens-is-worth-seeing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cowboys-aliens-movie-poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowboys-aliens-movie-poster1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-04T12:16:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/08/03/15-down-and-a-lifetime-to-go/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-01T03:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/14/question-for-my-readers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/qmacorns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QMacorns</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:48:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/14/site-face-lift/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ice-cream-cones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ice-cream-cones</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/06/03/im-offically-middle-aged/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/griffey-rookie-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>griffey-rookie-card</image:title><image:caption>Thanks for all the memories, Kid!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:47:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/06/06/one-in-every-town-the-prologu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/small-town-main-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small-town-main-street</image:title><image:caption>This is the heart of America: Small Town Main Street.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/06/14/good-directions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/road-sign-good-luck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>road-sign-good-luck</image:title><image:caption>Turn off the paved road . . .</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/06/10/thoughts-vs-ideation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bearsuicide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bearsuicide</image:title><image:caption>Theodore just couldn't take it anymore.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/06/16/keekee-goes-postal-in-the-walmart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/central-park-walmart-closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>central-park-walmart-closeup</image:title><image:caption>"Your day is about to get a whole lot worse!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/07/01/godspeed-little-grey-ghost/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/thomas-and-loki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thomas and Loki</image:title><image:caption>My Two Fuzzy Angels. Thomas (L) and Loki (R)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/07/03/how-i-learned-the-beautiful-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/children-soccer-boca_6610_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>children-soccer-boca_6610_600x450</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/3975582022_21373bec2b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kids in Rio</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2010-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2010-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/07/11/i-hate-summer-passionately/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fandog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fandog</image:title><image:caption>I Hate Summer!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:38:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/07/20/it-all-changes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/care-for-elderly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>care-for-elderly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dad-and-son.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad and son</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dad-to-son.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad to son</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/07/29/the-thunder-rolls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/070719-saturday-rain-storm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rain-storm</image:title><image:caption>A sight you don't want to see on a lake in a small boat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/07/31/woolly-bully/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/1979-mustang-ghia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1979 Mustang Ghia</image:title><image:caption>Not mine, but a very accurate representation! Color's perfect, but the wheels are wrong.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/08/03/happy-anniversary-budge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/me10008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our Wedding</image:title><image:caption>Put a diamond next to a lump of coal and it shines that much brighter. Wasn't she gorgeous? She still is!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:24:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/08/05/didnt-get-the-memo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/clock.gif</image:loc><image:title>Clock</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:24:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/08/18/we-have-a-runner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/09/01/coo-coo-ca-choo-mr-brady/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mr-brady.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mr Brady</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Brady circa 1989. Finest math teacher ever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/09/04/happy-6th-decade-daddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/daddy60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy@60</image:title><image:caption>Daddy at 60.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/daddy-in-uniform33.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy in Uniform33%</image:title><image:caption>Daddy at 18.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/daddy-as-a-toddler33.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>daddy as a toddler33%</image:title><image:caption>Daddy as a toddler.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:19:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/09/07/say-hello-to-ed-the-sped-kitty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ed</image:title><image:caption>Ed is one lucky, and very special, cat!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:18:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/09/09/always-right-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/notright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notright</image:title><image:caption>You're a customer, not the King or Queen of England. Try to be nice to each other.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/yelling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yelling</image:title><image:caption>Were you BORN a jackass or did you have to take a class?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/09/11/a-bit-of-comparative-theology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/both_towers_on_fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Both_Towers_on_Fire</image:title><image:caption>Result of Radical Islamic Fundamentalism</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/a46043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a46043</image:title><image:caption>Result of Radical Fundamentalist Christianity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/female-suicide-bomber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>female-suicide-bomber</image:title><image:caption>Radical Fundamentalist Muslim</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snake</image:title><image:caption>Radical Fundamentalist Christian</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/09/17/they-shall-run/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/tina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tina</image:title><image:caption>My Friend, Tina</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/09/21/seriously-embarrassing-moments-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/freecell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freecell</image:title><image:caption>Really shouldn't be playing FreeCell in church!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:16:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/02/and-i-alone-escaped-to-tell-thee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blake_job.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blake_job</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:14:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/09/update-on-chloe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chloe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chloe</image:title><image:caption>Chloe Aurora Lowe, age 2 days</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/12/written-up-for-murder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/referral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Referral</image:title><image:caption>This is an actual blank discipline referral from an actual school district in this state.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:13:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/13/a-laymans-observations-of-applied-herpetology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/anaconda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anaconda</image:title><image:caption>Image is to scale and quite accurate I might add.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:12:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/16/latest-news-on-chloe/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:11:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/17/on-outdoor-nuptuals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/heatstroke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heatstroke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/outdoor_wedding_locations.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outdoor_wedding_locations</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:11:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/25/a-toy-never-played-with/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/play-doh-logo-with-legal-line.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Play-Doh logo with legal line</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:09:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/28/shannon-and-the-orange-lipstick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/shannon-and-the-orange-lipstick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shannon and the Orange Lipstick</image:title><image:caption>My Apologies to Mr. Johnson and Harold</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:07:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/10/30/me-and-freddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/nightmare_on_elm_street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nightmare_on_elm_street</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/horror-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horror poster</image:title><image:caption>Not this little grey duck!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:06:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/11/04/election-10-is-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kick-butt-ass-swift-kicking.gif</image:loc><image:title>Out with the Old</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/11/10/chloe-at-1-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chloe1month.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chloe1month</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:04:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/11/10/happy-birthday-blake-and-sissy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/keri-and-mason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keri and Mason</image:title><image:caption>That's Sissy on the right and my devilishly handsome nephew, Mason (who will be turning ONE YEAR OLD just in a bit) on the left.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/beautiful-blake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beautiful Blake</image:title><image:caption>Isn't this the MOST angelic picture you've ever seen? Please don't fall for it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:04:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/11/11/remember-our-veterans-today-and-everyday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/veterans-day-banner-2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Veterans Day Banner 2010</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:03:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/11/20/unstoppable-is-a-fun-ride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/unstoppable_movie_poster_uk_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unstoppable_movie_poster_uk_01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/11/23/dont-ask-just-eat-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/casu-marzu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>casu marzu</image:title><image:caption>Ah! Casu marzo! Smooth and piquant, with a nutty, maggoty overtone!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/haggis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haggis</image:title><image:caption>My, my, my! Doesn't that stuffed sheep stomach look delish?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/canned-boiled-okra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canned boiled okra</image:title><image:caption>To quote Mr. Jerry Clower, "slick, slimy, boiled okra!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T03:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/11/29/gloomy-days-and-mondays-always-get-me-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screaming-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screaming Me</image:title><image:caption>Me, more often than I care to think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/angry-alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry alien</image:title><image:caption>Me, at least for all of high school and most of college.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/egg-sucking-snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egg-Sucking Snake</image:title><image:caption>Typical politician working on getting re-elected.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/life-kicking-my-tail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life kicking my tail</image:title><image:caption>My present situation photographically rendered.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gloomy-owl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gloomy Owl</image:title><image:caption>Yep, that looks about right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:59:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/01/this-way-to-the-road-rage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/roadrage.gif</image:loc><image:title>roadrage</image:title><image:caption>IT'S JUST A TRUCK, PEOPLE! GEEZ!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gridlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gridlock</image:title><image:caption>Not to actual scale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/egress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Egress</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/02/please-do-not-antagonize-the-crazy-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/roz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roz</image:title><image:caption>Actual photograph of my psychiatrist's office manager!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pointy-haired-boss-on-crazy.gif</image:loc><image:title>Pointy Haired Boss on Crazy</image:title><image:caption>I tend to agree completely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dilbert-on-crazy.gif</image:loc><image:title>Dilbert on Crazy</image:title><image:caption>For once, I agree with Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss whole heartedly!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/spinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spinner</image:title><image:caption>I swear this guy has stood in front of me to check out. Does he REALLY look like someone you want antagonized? Just saying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/stress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stress</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/crazy-white-640_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-white-640_0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/03/chloe-is-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chloe-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chloe 3</image:title><image:caption>Chloe at 2 months old.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:54:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/06/beam-me-up-adobe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bad-customer-service.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad-customer-service</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/take-a-number.jpg</image:loc><image:title>take a number</image:title><image:caption>REALLY? Why? What freaking good will it do?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/face_palm-serious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>face_palm serious</image:title><image:caption>You ever just had one of those days?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screaming-into-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screaming into phone</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:53:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/11/stop-hijacking-jesus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jesus3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/white-church.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-church</image:title><image:caption>535 member congregation and every single one of them is a politician! Who'd a thunk it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/rourke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rourke</image:title><image:caption>The proper order is "get award" THEN "get drunk!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/prayer-qb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prayer qb</image:title><image:caption>I'm pretty sure He don't care, son.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/caution-rant-ahead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caution Rant ahead</image:title><image:caption>Consider yourself warned.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:52:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/20/well-merry-bleeping-christmas-to-you-too-jerk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/patrick-stewart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick stewart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/grinch.gif</image:loc><image:title>Grinch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/31/perils-of-playing-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/juicy-jogging-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>juicy pants</image:title><image:caption>This doesn't REALLY say "Juicy." It REALLY says "Mom and Dad don't care that perverted old men are going to stare at my butt."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/best_of_parenting_fails_111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stripper Baby</image:title><image:caption>Why yes, I would like to get her started in her mama's footsteps as soon as possible!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/best_of_parenting_fails_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>best_of_parenting_fails_11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:47:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/13/why-i-wear-crocs-and-shorts-in-winter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/randombarefeet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>randombarefeet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cold_homeless_by_tinali778.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cold_homeless</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/auschwitz-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Auschwitz-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gulag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gulag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/trench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trench</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/snow-crocs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow crocs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:45:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/15/one-in-every-town-clark-griswold-wannabe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/turkey-ring-people-lights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turkey ring people lights</image:title><image:caption>It's a little blurry, but yes, those are people wrapped in strands of Christmas lights! They even stand out in the RAIN!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/trailersleigh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trailersleigh</image:title><image:caption>This is one of the displays from the "other" side of town. Maybe that's the house Uncle Eddie lost?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tacky-lights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tacky lights</image:title><image:caption>Clark (and Mr. Stewart) would be so proud.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/25/what-i-want-for-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/star.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dearsanta.gif</image:loc><image:title>DearSanta</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/26/im-dreaming-of-a-white-boxing-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dscn0100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0100</image:title><image:caption>December 26, 2010</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T02:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/30/a-pirate-looks-at-40-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/looking-to-the-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Looking to the sunset</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/12/31/tron-legacy-is-eye-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tron_legacy_poster_10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tron_legacy_poster_10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/05/a-pirate-looks-at-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/casket08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>casket08</image:title><image:caption>Every one of those flags covers someone who DID SOMETHING with his or her life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dress-blue-stare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dress blue stare</image:title><image:caption>I think I'd have looked devastatingly handsome in a set of dress blues.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/usna-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>usna sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jumping-the-couch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jumping the couch</image:title><image:caption>THIS is what happens when you leave your wingman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ships-wake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ship's wake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/06/a-pirate-gets-to-40/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/profilepic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me at 40</image:title><image:caption>Forty years old and I can honestly say I'm twice the man I once was. Of course that's in girth, but why quibble?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/me10008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Budge and I on our wedding day</image:title><image:caption>One lucky man; one insane young woman. August 3, 1996</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/me10007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me10007</image:title><image:caption>My Senior picture. Lord, if I just knew then, etc, etc. Really, I'd settle for the hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/feb1901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me at a few months</image:title><image:caption>My First Baby Picture, I think. I was there, but I don't seem to remember.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/07/signs-signs-lots-of-purple-signs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/purple-sign-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple sign 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mickeypeeking1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mickey peeking</image:title><image:caption>Another Crude Representation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/purplesign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Purple Sign</image:title><image:caption>Crude approximation of the first sign we saw.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:54:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/20/food-fight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/810800232_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama and me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/me-and-my-shoes.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>me and my shoes</image:title><image:caption>See the oh-so-pinchable legs?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/me10006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11th Grade Class Picture</image:title><image:caption>Junior year of HS. This was the best it ever got. Skinny AND hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/me10003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fourth Grade</image:title><image:caption>Mama LOVED to dress me in horizontal stripes. Michelin Man anyone?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/man_on_scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man_on_scale</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/foot-on-scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foot on scale</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/11/southern-snowstorm-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dscn0104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Off the porch</image:title><image:caption>To paraphrase CCR "Dut, dut, dut, lookin' out my front door."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dscn0105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hill o' Death</image:title><image:caption>Slick, frozen hills like this are what will keep schools closed for a good while.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dscn0102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Element in the elements.</image:title><image:caption>My Element in the elements</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/16/season-of-the-witch-what-id-expected/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/season-of-the-witch-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Season of the Witch Movie Poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:52:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/24/being-unemployed-isnt-for-the-fainthearted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/storm-trooper-job-realization-unemploy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unemployed Stormtrooper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/unemployment-line.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNEMPLOYMENT-LINE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/unemployment-office1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>People at Unemployment Office in Rhode Island</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/unemployment-office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>People at Unemployment Office</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:43:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/01/29/the-fighter-isnt-about-boxing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-fighter-montage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Fighter Montage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:42:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/02/01/being-a-bad-parent-continued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wagon-hit-by-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wagon hit by car</image:title><image:caption>I don't want this scene in front of my home. Children deserve better caretakers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tustin-child-hit-by-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tustin-child-hit-by-car-</image:title><image:caption>Too late to watch over them now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/child-killed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>child killed</image:title><image:caption>Just a matter of time?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/smallboyrunninginstreet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smallboyrunninginstreet</image:title><image:caption>Happens WAY too much.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/caution-children-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caution children sign</image:title><image:caption>People don't always notice signs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/02/08/epiphany-of-a-vine-tester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/weight-joke-on-vine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weight joke on vine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/log-bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>log bridge</image:title><image:caption>Why sure, guys! I'll go first. Hold my drink will ya'?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kid-on-a-vine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid on a vine</image:title><image:caption>Just because you've got on a cape don't mean you can fly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/02/12/an-early-religious-misconception/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/communion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>communion</image:title><image:caption>That chalice does NOT contain Welch's grape juice!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/nun2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nun2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/preach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>preach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/nuns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuns</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:38:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/02/14/three-lessons-on-valentines-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/diamond-on-black.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diamond on black</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/valentines_day.png</image:loc><image:title>valentines_day</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/02/16/but-they-were-both-green/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/garanimaltag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garanimaltag</image:title><image:caption>Life would be ever so much more simpler. Budge might even let me buy my own clothes again!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/green-cargos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green cargos</image:title><image:caption>Mine were a little lighter, but this is reasonably close. Does anyone else see a problem? I certainly didn't!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/my-green-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Green Shirt</image:title><image:caption>This is pretty close to what mine looked like. Snazzy, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/duck-head-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duck head logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/garanimals-tag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garanimals tag</image:title><image:caption>God's gift to men-children everywhere. For some reason, all mine were green elephants and purple hippos. Coincidence? I think not.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:37:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/02/24/yes-as-a-matter-of-fact-it-is-mine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dscn0111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My favorite pair of Croc Caymans. Color: Grape.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dscn0110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Wallet</image:title><image:caption>The wallet I carry every day. Why, yes it is a Vera Bradley.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:37:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/02/28/flanders-field-is-empty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mr-buckles-in-his-doughboy-uniform.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Buckles in his doughboy uniform.</image:title><image:caption>A handsome 16 year old Cpl. Frank Buckles just before his shipping out to France.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mr-frank-buckles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Frank Buckles</image:title><image:caption>A fairly recent picture of Mr. Buckles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:36:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/03/16/whatta-you-make-of-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lipstick_cheek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lipstick_cheek</image:title><image:caption>BAAAAAD idea, son, REAL bad! Sucks to be you -- or it will in about ten minutes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bloody-chainsaw.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Chainsaw</image:title><image:caption>Move over Leatherface, Honey Pie is PISSED!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/personalized_velour_cotton_bathrobes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>personalized_velour_cotton_bathrobes</image:title><image:caption>This'll be a lot clearer once you start reading!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/glad-forceflex-trash-bags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glad-ForceFlex-Trash-Bags</image:title><image:caption>Like these. Lots of these.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/03/18/are-you-talkin-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bluedouche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bluedouche</image:title><image:caption>Why, YES, as a matter of fact I AM a raging douchebag!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cell-phones-at-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cell phones at dinner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cellphone_bathroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TMI</image:title><image:caption>Come ON now, Dude! Seriously? Two words: Voice Mail.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/seven-of-nine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seven of Nine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/deniro-as-bickle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DeNiro as Bickle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/04/03/springtime-skip-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pontoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pontoon</image:title><image:caption>Like this, only LOTS more kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/diluted-absolut1.gif</image:loc><image:title>diluted Absolut</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/diluted-absolut.gif</image:loc><image:title>diluted Absolut</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, Virginia, Daddy will notice!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/80pontiac-phoenix-lj-hatchback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80Pontiac-Phoenix-LJ-hatchback</image:title><image:caption>Who would have though a car could be a classroom?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/azaleas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>azaleas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/04/08/skip-party-aftermath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/duanes-dad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duane's dad</image:title><image:caption>This is a pretty good facsimile of Duane's dad . . . pretty much all the time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/clean-garage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clean garage</image:title><image:caption>and 16 hours later we had this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/messy-garage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>messy garage</image:title><image:caption>This is what we started with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/smashed-windshield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smashed Windshield</image:title><image:caption>Looked a lot like this, only there were two head prints instead of one. We drove the car to school the next day and had "KC" written over one and "CC" over the other.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cool-ranch-doritos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cool ranch doritos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/04/16/my-beautiful-blue-eyed-babys-got-the-busy-bouncing-eyeball-blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/convienience-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>convienience bag</image:title><image:caption>If you need one of these for a post, you can be pretty certain things did not end well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/optical-illusion-wheels-circles-rot.png</image:loc><image:title>optical-illusion-wheels-circles-rot</image:title><image:caption>Look at this for about 30 seconds and you'll have some idea of what Budge's eyes were doing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/beehive-geyser-erupts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beehive Geyser erupts</image:title><image:caption>It was a lot like this only with more orange, more smell, and sideways.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:32:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/04/20/of-birds-bees-and-frogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dscn0126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0126</image:title><image:caption>Another satisfied customer waiting for the party to crank back up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dscn0123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN0123</image:title><image:caption>Amsterdam, Paris, Vegas . . . they got nothing on the Country Walk Lane Froggy Bordello.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/04/24/habeas-corpus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/work-6989490-1-flat550x550075f-roll-away-the-stone-the-empty-tomb-of-jesus-at-easter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-empty-tomb-of-jesus-at-easter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:29:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/04/26/i-coulda-been-a-contenda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jeopardy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeopardy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/orlando_fl.gif</image:loc><image:title>Orlando_FL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/05/10/the-end-draweth-nigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mick_jagger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mick Jagger</image:title><image:caption>"I'm givin' 'er all she's got cap'n! She cannae ta' much more!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nostradamus-2012-blu-ray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nostradamus-2012-blu-ray</image:title><image:caption>No worries, mates. The show won't last that long!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-end-is-near.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The End is Near</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/05/19/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/large-left-behind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>large-left-behind</image:title><image:caption>This series is pretty close to the beliefs I was raised with by Mama and Granny Wham.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rapture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rapture</image:title><image:caption>My Aunt Betty had this painting called "The Rapture in Dallas" hanging in her living room. It scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/harold-camping-doomsday-prophet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold-Camping-Doomsday-Prophet</image:title><image:caption>Harold Camping, current Doomsday prophet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:25:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/06/01/happy-birthday-norma-jean-baker-wherever-you-are/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lindsay-lohan-marilyn-monroe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lindsay-lohan-marilyn-monroe</image:title><image:caption>Keep trying, Lindsay . . . on second thought, just don't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/seven-year-itch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seven year itch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/marilyn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marilyn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:25:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/06/19/my-fathers-day-gallery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chloe-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chloe 3</image:title><image:caption>Happy Father's Day, Baby Huey! Since you're impossible to get a picture of, I'm posting one of your precious daughter and my precious niece, Chloe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/xmas-eve-2003-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>XMas Eve 2003.jpg (13)</image:title><image:caption>Happy Father's Day, Pa. You've been the greatest step-dad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/papa-and-cathy-8-12-78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Papa and Cathy 8-12-78</image:title><image:caption>Happy Father's Day, Papa. I miss you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/daddy-and-mason-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy and Mason 2</image:title><image:caption>Happy Father's Day, Daddy. I love you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/aunt-cathy-and-uncle-larry-at-zachs-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aunt Cathy and Uncle Larry at Zach's wedding.</image:title><image:caption>Happy Father's Day, Uncle Larry. You've been the best uncle ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mama-and-papa-on-12-27-68.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mama and papa on 12-27-68</image:title><image:caption>Happy Father's Day, Papa. I miss you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/21964_106545459357617_100000064894583_167704_2265349_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick and Mason</image:title><image:caption>Happy Father's Day, Brother! You are doing a great job.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/01/black-dog-howls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/black-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Dog</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:22:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/04/happy-fourth-of-july-yuck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/just-say-no-fourth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just Say No Fourth</image:title><image:caption>BAH! Humbug, I say!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/surrender-at-yorktown-1781.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Surrender at Yorktown 1781</image:title><image:caption>Why yes, Mr. Cornwallis, sir, I believe we upstart rabble DID kick y'all's pompous British @$$es! (GW was from Virginia and therefore a Southerner and would have used y'all)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/signing-the-declaration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Signing the Declaration</image:title><image:caption>Ooohhh, John! I bet King George will be REALLY impressed with your big ol' signature!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/say-no-to-firecrackers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Say No To Firecrackers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/say-yes-to-fireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Say Yes to Fireworks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:21:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/07/lay-blame-at-the-right-feet-or-mouth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nancy-grace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Grace</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/11/my-thoughts-on-a-caylees-law/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sarah-payne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah Payne</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Payne</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ginny-baker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ginny Baker</image:title><image:caption>Ginny Baker</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chelsea-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chelsea King</image:title><image:caption>Chelsea King</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/caylee-anthony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caylee Anthony</image:title><image:caption>Caylee Anthony</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/amber-hagerman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amber Hagerman</image:title><image:caption>Amber Hagerman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/adam-walsh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam Walsh</image:title><image:caption>Adam Walsh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:17:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/26/illegal-hypocrisy/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/18/they-arent-loaded-they-just-smell-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/revolver_hd_closeup_4615.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Revolver_HD_Closeup_4615</image:title><image:caption>As a matter of fact, that hole DID look this big or maybe a mite bigger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1969chevelle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1969chevelle</image:title><image:caption>Marilyn looked like this only with white SS stripes on the hood and trunk lid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>396</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/suspicious_vehicle_pursuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Susoicious Vehicle Pursuit</image:title><image:caption>But there was just one of him. Of course, he was PLENTY.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/21/overheard-in-target/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dad-and-son.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad and son</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/25/new-look-for-grocery-store-feet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/grocery-store-in-color.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grocery Store In Color</image:title><image:caption>Now THIS is a grocery store you can get grocery store feet walking around in!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/24/i-hope-i-die-before-i-get-old-club-27-adds-a-member/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/robert-johnson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert Johnson</image:title><image:caption>Robert Johnson (May 8, 1911 – August 16, 1938)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pete-ham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pete Ham</image:title><image:caption>Pete Ham (27 April 1947 – 24 April 1975)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jimi-hendrix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jimi Hendrix</image:title><image:caption>Jimi Hendrix (November 27, 1942 – September 18, 1970)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jim-morrison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim Morrison</image:title><image:caption>Jim Morrison (December 8, 1943 – July 3, 1971)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/janis-joplin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Janis Joplin</image:title><image:caption>Janis Joplin (January 19, 1943 – October 4, 1970)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/gary-thain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gary Thain</image:title><image:caption>Gary Thain (15 May 1948 – 8 December 1975)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kurt-cobain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kurt Cobain</image:title><image:caption>Kurt Cobain (February 20, 1967 – c. April 5, 1994)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/brian-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian Jones</image:title><image:caption>Brian Jones (28 February 1942 – 3 July 1969)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/amy-winehouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amy Winehouse</image:title><image:caption>Amy Winehouse (14 September 1983 – 23 July 2011)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ron-pigpen-mcnernan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ron Pigpen McKernan</image:title><image:caption>Ron Pigpen McKernan (September 8, 1945 – March 8, 1973)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:11:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2011/07/23/mexican-restaurant-etiquette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/classic-sesame-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Classic Sesame Street</image:title><image:caption>ABIERTO?  CERRADO!!  That's right! You watched it back in the day and you know you did!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/aztec-sacrifice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aztec sacrifice</image:title><image:caption>I bet he won't send the pollo fundido back NEXT time!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hispanics_in_usa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hispanics_in_usa</image:title><image:caption>Which one of this bunch is Hispanic? Um, try ALL of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/futebol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>futebol</image:title><image:caption>The white boy sliding as the other guy kicks the ball away? Yeah, that's you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/monterrey-mexican-restaurant-greenville-sc-sign-1024x768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monterrey-mexican-restaurant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-29T02:11:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/about-me/behind-the-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/laura-and-dana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura and Dana</image:title><image:caption>My two favorite people: Ace and Deuce.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-02T19:07:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/about-me/about-the-grocery-store-feet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>index</image:title><image:caption>Grade A, Level 5 Grocery Store Feet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-28T23:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/writings/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-25T21:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/quotable-wisdom/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-25T21:26:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/about-me/a-peek-inside-my-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/inmymind.gif</image:loc><image:title>inmymind</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rage.gif</image:loc><image:title>rage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/balanca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Balanca</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/about-me/on-the-care-and-feeding-of-a-black-dog/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-09T20:04:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/writings/a-mill-workers-son-goes-to-college/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-18T20:02:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/31/in-memoriam-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/punchbowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punchbowl</image:title><image:caption>A Cub Scout salutes the fallen at the Punchbowl National Cemetery in Hawaii. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-31T16:07:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/29/adventures-in-cast-iron-cooking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/okra_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>okra_1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-30T00:37:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/pictures/inlaws-and-outlaws/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dont-get-no-better-than-this.jpg</image:loc><image:title>don't get no better than this</image:title><image:caption>Ry-Ry doing lunch with some of his buds. It don't get no better than this!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/laura-on-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laura on bike</image:title><image:caption>You can see her face a little better here. I've told her she could be a model, but she says something about being shy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/laura-up-close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laura up close</image:title><image:caption>This is Laura Sims, one of my favorite cousins from Dana's side of the family. That's not her Harley, but it totally could be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kaylas-mermaid-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kayla's Mermaid Picture</image:title><image:caption>Kayla was about 11 when this was taken at the beach in Charleston. I always told her she was my mermaid. It's my favorite picture of her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rich-and-kendras-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rich and kendra's wedding</image:title><image:caption>This was all of us at Rich and KiKi's wedding. It was better times then, but I think my Kayla-boo had an inkling of things to come. See her expression?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/budgefirstdayofschool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budgefirstdayofschool</image:title><image:caption>Budge's First Day of School! She was as beautiful then.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rich-and-dana-as-children.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rich and dana as children</image:title><image:caption>This is Budge as a baby with her brother Rich, who was 10 at the time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ryken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ryken</image:title><image:caption>Ryken on the coffee table, butt in the air for no apparent reason!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/krk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kayla, Ryken, and Kendra</image:title><image:caption>Three of my favorite people in the world. That's Kayla on the left; my little nephew, Ryken, in the middle; and my sister-in-law, Kendra, on the right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kayla-with-the-boys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kayla with the boys</image:title><image:caption>Our neice, Kayla, with our nephews, Jackson (l) and Harry (r). This is several years old. Kayla is 19 now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-29T01:47:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/28/field-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/field-day-ribbon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>field day ribbon</image:title><image:caption>No ribbons?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-28T04:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/pictures/mamas-side/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/xmas-eve-2003-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>XMas Eve 2003.jpg (3)</image:title><image:caption>My Great-Aunt Betty on Christmas Eve 2003</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/xmas-eve-2003-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>XMas Eve 2003.jpg (5)</image:title><image:caption>Granny Hughes (Ima) on Christmas Eve 2003.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mama-and-papa-on-12-27-68.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mama and papa on 12-27-68</image:title><image:caption>My beautiful mama and my devilishly handsome Papa John on Mama and Daddy's wedding day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/810800237_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama and Rob</image:title><image:caption>This is Mama and Rob, my stepdad, at Mama's graduation from "eye school."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mama-in-barn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama in Barn</image:title><image:caption>Mama in our "Little Barn" sometime around the late '80s, I think.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-27T12:36:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/pictures/budge-and-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/10th-grade-practice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10th Grade Practice</image:title><image:caption>Me on the second day of wrestling practice in my 10th grade year. Look, I have a waist!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/danas-bridal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dana's Bridal</image:title><image:caption>I love you, Budge :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/first-xmas1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Married Xmas</image:title><image:caption>Our first Christmas Married, December 1996.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/me10008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Budge and I 8-3-96</image:title><image:caption>Budge and I on our wedding day, August 3, 1996. She was 18 and I was 25.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-27T12:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/pictures/daddys-side/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/valentines-2011-15-months.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentines 2011 15 months</image:title><image:caption>My boy at 15 months. Don't think he likes Valentines Day much yet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/21964_106545452690951_100000064894583_167702_179239_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21964_106545452690951_100000064894583_167702_179239_n</image:title><image:caption>My brother and his family. Nick, Kerri, and Mason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/21964_106545469357616_100000064894583_167707_3556470_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>21964_106545469357616_100000064894583_167707_3556470_n</image:title><image:caption>Zach attempting to feed Mason, Christmas of 2009.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/17163_1275045190906_1073225182_30852248_1608250_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17163_1275045190906_1073225182_30852248_1608250_n</image:title><image:caption>The Wham men at Christmas dinner. Clockwise from left is Blake, Nick, Zach, me, and Daddy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/masoncurious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MasonCurious</image:title><image:caption>Already smart as hell too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mason7mo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mason7mo</image:title><image:caption>That is one handsome little fella!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/21964_106545399357623_100000064894583_167697_5772083_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Itty-bitty Baby Mason</image:title><image:caption>Itty-bitty Baby Mason</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/21964_106545462690950_100000064894583_167705_2986680_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy and Mason</image:title><image:caption>My Daddy and the new center of his universe, my nephew Mason.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cathy-zach-and-1-day-old-blake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cathy, Zach, and 1 Day Old Blake</image:title><image:caption>Cathy, 3-year-old Zach, and 1 Day Old Blake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/scan11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Granny with her Grands</image:title><image:caption>Granny Wham's last photo with her grandboys. (l-r) Budge, Blake, Nick, Granny, Me, and Zack.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-27T01:12:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/pictures/whs-daze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/me-and-my-boyz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and my boyz</image:title><image:caption>If I've never done anything else right in my life, I got these five boys through high school. I taught them 3 of 4 years. L-R is Travis, Landon, me, Ray, Vince, and Rico.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/robert-and-i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert and I</image:title><image:caption>Coaching with Robert in the background. I'm probably saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rednecks-and-i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rednecks and I</image:title><image:caption>This was a crazy trio. L-R is Mike, Nick, me, and Derrick. All class of '98</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mike-and-joy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike and Joy</image:title><image:caption>Mike and Joy. Two of my all time, anywhere favorite students and people. I officiated at their wedding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/first-wrestling-team.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first wrestling team</image:title><image:caption>My very first team as a head wrestling coach.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/beth-and-i.jpg</image:loc><image:title> Beth and I at graduation 1998</image:title><image:caption>Beth and I at graduation 1998. She was Co-Valedictorian and one of the best students I ever taught.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wink-and-i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wink and I</image:title><image:caption>Wink and I at graduation 1998. Wink was WHS's first and to date only state wrestling champion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-26T19:24:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/pictures/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-26T19:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/24/liquorcycles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/liquorcycle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liquorcycle</image:title><image:caption>Asia = dependable transportation. USA = liquorcycle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-26T01:03:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/18/last-stop-before-the-razor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/razorsign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RazorSign</image:title><image:caption>Danger Pessimist Ahead</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-18T23:58:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/15/fight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-15T19:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/quotable-wisdom/excellent-insults/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-24T21:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/humor/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-13T03:31:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/12/take-me-out-to-the-ball-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/little-league.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little-league</image:title><image:caption>I GOT IT!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-13T03:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/writings/assorted-poems/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-07T18:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/people/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-06T19:42:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/writings/polaroid-time-machine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/daddy-front-side.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy front side</image:title><image:caption>Daddy in front of his APC.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/daddy-back-side.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy Back Side</image:title><image:caption>The note Daddy wrote on his picture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-06T16:35:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/05/03/serious-question-on-education/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/question-mark3a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>question-mark3a</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-03T18:59:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/04/30/35-years-after/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/getting-the-hell-out-of-dodge-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>-</image:title><image:caption>The last safe ride out of what was left of Saigon leaves from the roof of the American Embassy on April 30, 1975.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-02T01:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/04/27/anzac-day-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/anzac-07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anzac-07</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-28T02:11:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/04/10/clarification-of-terms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/walking-away.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walking away</image:title><image:caption>Um, yes, you DID leave me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-10T15:35:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/2010/03/31/its-sniff-springtime-sniff-o-joy-snniiifff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grocerystorefeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/en-coloring-pictures-pages-photo-daffodils-p4781.jpg</image:loc><image:title>en-coloring-pictures-pages-photo-daffodils-p4781</image:title><image:caption>Ah Daffodils, the surest sign of 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